GOD LOVES VARIETY IN LIFE

Wild long green beans - “You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by the way he eats jelly beans.”

I like the story about three ministers and a priest who played golf
together every week. They decided to visit each other's churches. So
the following day, the three ministers showed up at an early morning
mass at their friend's church. There were no empty pews, so they
stood in the back.

When the priest saw them, he whispered to the little acolyte, "Get
three chairs for the Protestants! " The boy looked stunned and sat
down.

The priest pointed in the back to where the clergymen were standing
and repeated, "Get three chairs for the Protestants. " The confused
boy still stared back blankly.

Exasperated, the priest said emphatically, "Please! Get three chairs
for the Protestants! "

The dismayed acolyte stood before the congregation and announced,
"Ladies and gentlemen. This is the first time this has ever been done
in a Catholic church, but let's all stand and give three cheers for
the Protestants! "

Perhaps it's time to give three cheers to those of another faith. And
while we're at it, let's applaud those of other cultures and races,
too! What a beautiful world it is when all are truly part of one
glorious family! And after all, if God doesn't love variety, why is
there so much of it?

From Lifesupport.

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